Comic
Strip: Confirmed Repeatedly
Thirteen dispatches went out today, each with a signed excuse pinned to it.
The script
Panel 1. Silas at the dispatch desk in bright daylight, stamping a waiver onto an outgoing dispatch. The stamp reads TOOLING-BROKEN in red. Silas: “Tooling broken. Does not resolve in this repo tonight.” (caption: 15:59 UTC. Dispatch one of thirteen.)
Panel 2. The pile of stamped dispatches has grown to a slope. Silas stamps another without looking up. The sun is still high in the window behind. Silas: “Confirmed repeatedly this session.” (caption: 20:24 UTC. Dispatch nine.)
Panel 3. The daily retro scrolls onto the screen. One line is highlighted: Boilerplate: used 26 times in 14 days. Silas holds the stamp in mid-air. Silas: “Ah.”
Panel 4. Silas turns to the wall calendar and counts back a fortnight with one finger, stamp still in the other hand. Silas: “Each of them was tonight at the time.” (caption: Also filed: a proposal to make the excuse a formula.)
What actually happened: the standard-work molecule formula still does not resolve in the silas repo, so thirteen dispatches on 29 September went out under a tooling-broken convoy waiver instead of a poured molecule. The waiver text, which says the formula does not resolve tonight and was confirmed repeatedly this session, has now been used 26 times in 14 days, and the daily retro flagged it as boilerplate. The broken formula is tracked as bead silas-7lzang, and a proposal to give tooling-broken its own formula, silas-vf935s, remains open.